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prank???

tpat pkul 8.20 mlm pd 29 ai bln 4 aq tlah menerima satu pnggilan yg tidak ku sangke2....kalu d ingt kembali mmg aq gram...tp aq mmg patut trime pngglan tu...nie lar conversation antre aq n pemanggil trsbut...

pemanggil : nie wan mohd firdaus ker????(namer aq pown da sloh)..

aq : yer nie sayer....

pemanggil : btol ker saudare dpt str8 a1..(pliknyer aq tanyer soklan plik2 cam gnie)....

aq : yer btol..knape???

pemanggil : tahniah krn saudara tlh mndpt biasiswa bank negara....

aq : (ngan prasaan plik) btol ker...camner sayer blh..??

permanggil : phak sekolah tlh memohon ntk anda..bleh bg no. ic anda???

aq : x per lar...sayer nk tanyer pihak skul sayer dlu.(nk jdi org bjork)...lam kos per???
syer kol blik...gne nmbr nie r kan..??

pemanggil : (ngan hasitate) erm...mechanical engineering...x nie nmbr private tp awk bleh kol nmbr pjbt kami...(nie nmbr private yer 0132996377)..

aq : x per lar...

pemanggil : (tetiber ketawa) hak8...pastu org lelaki plop yg ckap...btw pemanggil tu pompuan..

pemanggil : (tanyer aq)knall dop saper nie..???

aq : tataw...da nie saper..

pemanggil : (pompuan plop) syer peminat awk..kiter skali PLKN...

aq : saper nie...who the hell is this...???(speaking siap)...

lpas tu aq ponw trus hag up...
mlas aq nk lyan...
tetibe aq trime msj dri kwn aq yg x ku sangke2 yer pakat nge spupu yer prank aq...hish..i'm deserve it...sblom nie aq da prank kat yer...tp jst sms...nie yer kol aq...da lar kat klinik kakak aq..
ngan ader pesakit nyer dgr conversation aq...malu siot...nie lar somethng yg x kn ku lupekan....

p/s : sesaper yg nk bg cdngan kat aq prank blk kazen yer pleaz leave da komen....pleaz help me....aq tramat gram nie....malu gler....org dgr aq cam marah...malu weh...so pleaz help me...prank kat nmbr yg tlah aq tulis kat ats urh....pleaz...leave da komen...

JPJ oh JPJ..

Tanggal 27 April 2009...inilah kisahnyer....


pada hri trsbut...hish skema2..hari tu aq g amik tes jpj...tuk lsen keter....jdik bnyk lar plak kejadian hop brlaku pd ai trsbut....aq bgn agk awl r pd ai nie..kn tes..kene bgn awal...jdik ak menyuruh kakakku menghantarku ke namer tmpt keramat....Pusat Sekolah Memandu a.k.a PSM...aq x kn jejakkan lg kakiku disaner krn trlalu kramat tmpt tu bg aq...

smpai jerk saner aq pown pg lar chchk nmbr aq braper....angke gliran pekse org kater.....hak8...lps tgk tup2 aq dpt nmbr 56....aq pown tgk plak braper rmai org tes ai 2 kat 80 lbh...hish mknernyer lmbt lg lar aq diuji oleh pegawai JPJ........aq mlas nk g maner2 jdik aq pown tunggu lar smpai kol 8.30 tuk tklimat....btw aq smpai kat saner kol 7.30..nie sumer krn trlalu smngat nk tes...ha3..

tunggu punyer tunggu dh kol 9.00..tklimat ntah ke maner....tup2 kuorlar seorg manusia yg memakai bju yg brwarne meroh..owh...pkerje PSM rupenyer...(lam hati aq)...dier pown bg lar tklimat sal tes nie camner n tip2 tuk pas tes...wakaka...lps tu namer2 pown d pnggil tuk tes..yer mulakn ngan org hop wat ulngn ngan kater laen yg prnoh fail sblom nie....jdik aq pown tunggu jer lar..da ingtkn lmbt lg..jdik aq wat plan nge kwn aq nk g jln2 lu....bru jerk nk g namer kwn aq pown kne pnggil..pdhl gliran yer 68.....hish...btw kat PSM tu aq jumpe nge rami kwn lamer aq...

lps yer kne pnggil pastu aq plak...org yg pnggl namer aq soh aq wat tes hop lam litar dlu...btw tes nie ad 2 bhgn lam litar n jln rayer...jdik aq pown wat lar..kejap jerk...pas siap yer pown soh g amik trus result yer tgk lulus ker kandas....tes nie x mcm SPM kne tunggu lamer reslt yer...aq pown pegi amik n ALHAMDULILLAH aq lulus...

aq pown menuju blik ke tmpt menunggu....tnggu namer aq dpnggil tuk jlan rayer plak...x smpt duduk pown namer aq trus dpanggil...hish...yg nie aq bedebor skit....da tester duk sbloh kiter tunggu kiter wat kclapan jerk...nk bg kiter fail...aq pown msuk lar ke dlm keter yg disruh...mausk2 aq wat lar aper yg patut sblom keter 2 brgerok...pastu aq pown pakailar sit belt...tup2 aq x ingt wat 1 ag..aq x ingt nk btolkn sit aq...patut traser jaouh pown...aq pown ngan slamber nyer beki....tup2 yer mroh kat aq....pegawai tu lar....aq pown mitok maap r kat yer...aq tkut gop yer wat aq kandas...pastu yer pown soh aq bwok jln B..btw jln rayer nie ader 3 jln A,B n C..tp kiter hanyer diuji 1 jln jerk....aq pown bwok lar keter 2 kuor dri PSM....

pas kuor jerk dri PSM traffic lght pown hijau lar...traffic lght hop plg dkat nge PSM...tp aq pelankn keter aq kuz cg aq kater bior hijau traffic lght slagi kiter jaoh jgn kejor...aq pelankn lar..tkut2 aq x smpt..jdik meroh dlu...x pown kalu aq kejor pahnie lbh had laju...kandas lar aq...
yer pown mroh lar kat aq kuz aq pelankn keter...aq pown jwblar cg aq soh wat gitu...yer ttp mroh..siap wat kuor akta2 ag...aq x kisoh pown per yer kater...aq nk concentrate r...

yer maroh aq sapa ker roundbout kat batu 6.....pastu abis lar mroh kat aq..aq tetap ikt praturan pekse urh...jdik yer x leh mroh r kat aq....pastu tetiber jerk plop yer nyanyi lam keter tu..dah la kuat...hish....aq wat derk jerk..mlas aq nk care sal yer....pastu aq pown bwoklar keter tu smpai ke PSM...yer nie nyanyi lar...dop care pown aq bwok camner keter nie...aq ingt yer x care sbb aq da fail...

tp bior r..aq bwok jerk smpai abis tes...pas abis yer pown bg tao r kat aq yg aq kne wat ulngn tes...hancur luluh hati dan jiwer aq nie...pastu yer pown soh aq tndetgn kat kertas tes urh...tup2 aq lulus..yer tipu aq jerk.....aq waser cam nk bgi jerk penumbuk sebutir kat ats muker yer tu..tp aq x wat r..aq jst say thanks..ho3 baek gop aq...

p/s: pas siap aq blik n pegi moh kwn aq namer yer didi..yer skit sian plop kat yer....

knApe KePale Ku aSyIK pEniNg...???

Dah bbraper hari kpale aq nie asyik pening jerk....aq tataw r knaper..aq da telan panadol pown x der per2 ksan...

hish...

nie lar dugaan hidop kn...

tp segaler dugaan pasti ader hikmah dsblknyer....

n mmg btol...

sumer nie ader hikmah....

sbnrnyer aq post blog nie jst nk bg tao yg aq da lulus tes jpj....

aq da dpt lsen P..(keter)...

x der kaetan pown yg ats tuh....

hak8....

btw ayat2 yg kat urh ayt plg skema aq pnah tulis.....aq sndri tataw knaper????

aSyik2 Fifie....huh...

nie satu lg tagged dr fifie.....huh....

• what's your middle name?

tataw r...kalu ader aq edit blik blog nie....bior aq check ic aq lu

• how big is your bed?

kalu fifi 4 owg aq 40 owg...hish grau jerk...tataw r aq x ukur.tp ak dop pnoh ag jtuh dr katil aq.

• what are you listening to right now?

project pop-i will not survive(sep2 yer edit dr lagu i will survive...klako weh)

• what was the last thing you ate?

maknan r ape ag....

• how is the weather right now?

suam2 kuku..

• who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

pak cik hop ngajo aq kete.....aq tanyer yer bler gliran aq...

• what is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

ske control ayu...hak8.....

• favourite type of food?

maknan yg mak aq msak n halal....

• do you want children?

atas isteri aq..kalu yer nk ak pown nk r....hak8.....

• what do you drink?

air masak (skima siot)...

• fave holiday?

bnyk lar.....maser kat PLKN kowt...hak8..(napok ngat aq nipu)...

• favourite season?

musim hujan kuz sjuk....

• have you ever cried over a boy?

weh aq laki x kn nok nangis sal laki...hish...

• last movie you watched?

x dop....kuz abg aq lom blik ag...yer r beser hop wat blik citer2 bes...

• what books are you reading?

cam atiyah gop...confession of a shopaholic..klako citer yer.....

• piercings?

lelaki tindik go ker????sakit r wei..tp kalu bleh aq nk try..(hak8)....

• favourite movie(s)?

aq ske sumer citer yg klako2...

• what are you doing before filling this out?

bru blik dr blajo kete...sok aq test....

• have you ever loved somenone?

ho3...gnaz tol soklan nie...tataw r saper yg tao yer tao r...aq x nk ckap...

• are you hiding something from someone?

yup....x kn lar nk citer sumer kat owg sal kiter ....cam siti kater biarlah rahsia

• first thing you thought about this morning?

nk g smayang suboh....

• favourite hangout?

cam fifie gop lam blik kuz aq ske tdow....

• 3 things/persons you cannot live without?

Allah,oksigen,mknan

• what are you afraid of?

aper erk.....owg hop aq syg reject aq...hak8......

• what are your nicknames?

beser owg pnggl p-daoh tp pak cik hop ngajo aq keter 2 pnggl aq pi...

• who would you tag?

~~lim see wei~~
~~anati~~

my first tag...ha3...

Fifi mng lar owg pertame yg tagged aq......hak8...
jdik aq tlg lar jawab.....ho3....
dsbbkan aq lelaki jdik aq tkor lar dri yg asal....

Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?

• tataw r..ader kowt..

What is her name?

• nur diyanah bt zakaria .a.k.a. didi .a.k.a. jiranku ..
  

Post her best picture.
aq skip soklan nie.....x dop gmbr yer....

What qualities that she has?

• klako bg aq r.....aq ske kwn yg hepi go lucky....x ske yg cyes2 n cpt emo t'utamer pompuan...
  

• x pandai simpan rahsie...hak8...ad ker rahsier aq yer citer kat mok yer...hish....
  

• anak yg dgr ckp mok ayoh...ai 2 aq nk g umoh yer..bgs2 dop bgsnyer yer kol mok yer lu....tanyer aq bleh g ker dop..(ye citer kat aq)btw mok yer cayer kat aq..(bngge)..ho3...
  

• cita2 yer samer nge aq...hak8....kiter owg slalu jerk bincang sal nie(x lar sokmo tp bnyk kali)hak8....
  

Have u ever had a crush on her?

• nope!kuz aq da ske kat owg len....hak8..(pecoh rahsier)....
  

Do you love her?

• as fren yup.....x der lbh2....
  

Did she responds to your feeling?

• tataw r..didi tlg jwb kat aq....hak8...
  

What type of girl that always attract your eyes?

• baik,dgr ckp mok ayoh,x tnggl solat (bler bleh lar)...hak8....
  

Do beautiful/ handsome face important?

• aq x kisoh yer tu cantek ker tak asalkan hati yer bek....(wah bgsnyer aq)....tp kalu yer tu cantek lg bgus...hak8......
  

What u always do to attract her attentions?

• didi ajor aq biology...kat skuwl dlu r.....hak8.....

You find a girl is very sexy when they...

• tataw r...didi tlg jwb kat aq...hak8...
  

Do you like some1 who can sing/act?

• yepp..sing jerk...act aq benci....!

5 things that you hate bout the opposite sex?

• suka control ayu......cyes hmpir sumer pompuan gitu bler jmper laki hensem cam aq...hak8...
  

• pakai pakaian yg sakit kn mater aq tgk...hish....
  

• terlalu emo wlaupn aq tao yg pompuan nie mmg emo....tp ader gop hop dop cam didi n pompuan yg ske tuh...hak8....
  

• x pandai msak..bg aq sumer pompuan msti pndai msak....ha3...
  

• pemalas....pompuan x leh pemalas....laki x per mmg nature kiter owg..hak8.....
  

What u want to say to her?

• didi get well soon...ho3...(dier msuk hspital skit appendix)....
  

Next person to tag?

• tataw r sesaper yg lom jwb soklan nie kowt...
  

hAri Yang pAling kLako.......hak8.......

besornyer baju.....

kisah hidop aq ai nie teramat klako...
dr pagi smpai ke mlm.....
mmg klako.......

nie bior aq stat dr pg lg.....

pd suatu hri...hish x r ai nie stat pkol 9.30 aq kol kwn aq tanyer bler nk amik aq...
btw kiter owg nk bndr....
tp aq tataw progrm yer.....
aq ingt nak g jln2....
jdik aq nge confdent bler yer tnyer aq mlm 2 aq kater yes...
aq nk g....
pah2 yer pown da smpai kat umah aq....
yer amik aq nge kete....
tp terljak ckit jerk dr pintu pgr umah aq...
jdik yer pown nk undo tp x jdik...
yer pown ke dpn lg n membelok ke knan...
knaper yer wat g2????
cuz yer nk pusing ker umoh aq..
jdik yer pown nk undo kete 2 tup2 msuk skit lam semok....
nasib bek x dop owg tgk...
ak lam atie nie da tgelok tgk glgat yer....
pahtu aq naek kete aq ckap kat yer nk g skul jap...
nk anto kdtngan aq yer kater ok...
aq pown ok jer lar...
pah lam perjlnan yer pown ckp kat aq yg yer nk g wat buku bank....
kazen yer nk ikowt skali.....
btw kazen yer nie ayu sgt2...
nk ckp pown sapa x dop suare...
pah2 sapa lar kat umoh kazen yer yg aq akn rahsie kat maner tmptnyer...
da smpai amik lar kazen yer.....
pah2 kiter owg nk g skul aq.....
pah2 kat satu traffic light nie kiter owg brenti kuz lampu meroh..(ikowt praturan)..
da la duk dpn skali pah2 warne pown hijau menyaler lar....

nk grok kn kereta tup2 mampus...
kene hon kat owg blkng...
kwn aq nie thap slamber cipan yer ckp cool....
aq pown ok jer lar...bior kne pin 2 o 3 kali pown...
pah2 ok lar....
sapa lar skul aq...
aq wat lar per yg ptut...
pah siap kat skul aq tu...
kiter owg pown bertlak ke bank rakyat...
da tataw maner bank rakyat...
kiter owg redah jerk msuk bndr...
naseb bek da tao jln kat bndr trggnu sehala.....
dsbbkn tataw kat maner bnk rakyat kiter owg jst msuk jerk jln tuh....
pah2 jam lar plop...
kwn aq nie da menggelabah lar....
mklumlar yer yg bwok keter...
tkut2 mampus cam td....
tp naseb bek x mampus2 keter 2......
dsbbkn terlalu sesak kiter owg x smpt nk kejo traffic light yg da hijau tuh...
maker kami pown brader lar d barisan hdpdn skali.....
tataw nk amik jln maner kiter owg plih jln tgh2....
pah2 hijau blik.....
keter kat blakang kiter owg nie bnyk giler...(kn jam)......
yer pown cuber lar tkan minyok keter 2 tp asyik2 mampus....
keter blkng nie da hon da kat kiter owg.....
lamer la gak....
lam 20 ke 30 saat...
pah2 yer bru sdor yer bkn tekan minyok tp tekan brek...(huh)...
aq nk gak terglak tp yer da mengglabah...
aq pown try 2 make him calm....
pah2 bergrak lar keter 2...
kiter owg plih jln str8...
da tataw kat maner bnk rakyat kiter owg pown redah jer jln2 tuh...
tup2 jumper lar bank rakyat kat stesen bas...
ngan cpt2 kwn aq nie carik parking..
pah2 jumper lar.....
yer pown letok lar 40 sen...(kat meter tuh)...
pah2 g bank rakyat n wat lar urusan lam bank tuh....
lamer gop lam 2 jam...
yer pown bru trngat sal meter kat parking tuh...
ayoh yer ad skali kat bank tu yer pown soh lar ayoh yer g tlg letok..
tmbh duit lar...
40 sen tu utk 40 mnt jerk...
bygkn da hmpir 2 kam kiter owg duduk bru teringt sal tuh....
pah2 igt slesai lar sal 2....
btw kat bank tuh aq jumper rmai kwn2 lamer aq...
pah siap urusan lam bank urh...
kiter owg g lar mkn kat kfc....
pah oder mkn masing2 naek lar kat ats cuz tmpt duduk kat bwoh pnoh..
lgpown kiter owg jst 3 owg...
kat bwoh tmpt tuk rmai owg...
ktiker aq sdg mkn aq napok lar owg duk sblah aq nie...(kapel)..
nk tao camner dier owg cover as kapel...???
ad sowng knk2 riang ribena b'same2 ngan mrk mkn...
muler2 aq x prasan dier owg nie kapel...
pah2 aq t'dgr lar perbualan dier owg...
maker aq pown taw lar..
mrk nie sebaya nge aq...
dier owg duduk abis rapat...(b'bulu mater aq nengok)...
dsbbkn aq t'dgr perbualan dier owg sal spm n metrik n subjek biol...
maker aq dpt lar idea tuk mampus dier owg...
aq nge confident ajok kwn aq tp yer x nk join...
kre aper aq,,aq tpt nk sound ...
maker aq pown ckp lar kuat2 hmpir sumer owg kat ats tuh dgr..
aq citer sal pencapaian aq n ckp sal sep2 yer ckp r...
maker dier owg pown senyap lar...(aq dgr yer ngumpat kat aq)...
kre aper aq....
pah2 siap lar sep2 aq nie mkn..(3 owg jerk)...
maker misi kami strusnyer nk blik...
lam perjlnan blik da x mampus keter nie....
pah2 kiter owg pown anto lar kazen yer tu blik.....
pahtu kwn aq nie bru sdor yg yer t'tinggal kad n buku bank yer kat kfc td..
maker kalut blik lar kwn aq nie...
aq cuber lar tngkan dier....
pah2 dier bwok lar keter tu(da x mampus) sapa ke kfc td...
lam p'jlnan tuh aq ckp kat yer ad sehelai kertas kat viper keter yer tuh..
kertas warne pink..(aq waser nie kertas saman)...
pah2 yer pown soh aq amik n btol sangkaan aq tuh...
kiter owg disaman....
tp kiter owg wat x caghe kuz yer nk concentrate per yg lbh pnting..(driving)...
pah sampai kat kfc aq pown g amik lar sumer brg2 yer tu...
naseb bek pkrje simpan....
pahtu anto lar aq blik...
lam perjlnan blik kiter owg jumper keter yg samer nombor plat nge keter kwn aq nie...
cumer jnis keter jerk len.....
naseb bek aq sampai umoh aq ngan slamat...
tank u fren...


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